Winter Sports Quotes

“I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.”     -Rodney Dangerfield

“All hockey players are bilingual.  They know English and profanity.”     -Gordie Howe

“Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.”     -Dave Barry

“Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.”     -Dave Barry

“There are really only three things to learn in skiing: how to put on your skis, how to slide downhill, and how to walk along the hospital corridor.”     -Lord Mancroft

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